Here at LC's Sunset Emporium, we provide
substitutes for sentiment that would interfere
with your cold-blooded
appreciation of the Boston Red Sox
We offer various models, and various price points, designed to mask, sublimate and obscure your attachment to
one player or another.
EXCLUSIVE
New Today!!!
Nancy At Leisure
Free
Also New Today
My Team Sucks
[Welcome to the Dump]
Price: My Sanity
PRE-ORDERS AVAILABLE NOW
THERE GOES THE SEASON
Due to Ship on or about August 5, 2009
[shipping date moved up]
With the unique LC Rental Sunset, you need care less about the
emotional, psychosocial or physical
impact that your discomfort over the performance of a given Red Sox player
will create.
We have products for all budgets.
Specials weekly, unless we get bored with this.
NEW THIS WEEK
The Fan
Push her Off, Put Her Out of Her Misery
Price: patience
Da BronxPrice: $10,000 a seat.
Enjoy it MFYanx Fans
The Smoltz
Pick up you clubs on the way out, pal.
Thanks for coming
Kotsay (aka The Goat)
Mark, we hardly knew ye.
PRIOR OFFERINGS.
UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF THESE ARE STILL AVAILABLE
The Bullpen
Gas Can Attachment Included
Price: 72 era
The Wild Card
For those of you who think one game doesn't make a difference.
Price: $11.10
The Lowell
(Havana never looked so good)
Price: Negotiable
STANDARD FARE
The LUGO
[and, thanks to Nat]
Price: Prorated
The Nats Stadium Prize Pack
[discontinued for lack of interest]
Pretty Inspiring, huh?
One Night Price: $.07 for every Non-Red Sox fan in the shiny ballyard
Offer expires Thursday at the end of the animated Racing Presidents' Game on the
Big Honkin' Jumbotron
The House That Beer Built
Price: $7.50, or $8.50 for the premium blend
Here are some of our inaugural offerings:
The Papi
TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED
Likely to be in stock, soon.
The Nancy
Do I have to explain everything?
Available only in permanent rental: $11 million annually
The Dice-K
yup, that's Mount Fuji
Price: 15 day rental $340
60 day rental $380
(Posting fee extra. Contact Nippon Ham Fighters For More details)
The Bucholz
That's his girlfriend. Get over it, pal.
substitutes for sentiment that would interfere
with your cold-blooded
appreciation of the Boston Red Sox
We offer various models, and various price points, designed to mask, sublimate and obscure your attachment to
one player or another.
EXCLUSIVE
New Today!!!
Nancy At Leisure
Free
Also New Today
My Team Sucks
[Welcome to the Dump]
Price: My Sanity
PRE-ORDERS AVAILABLE NOW
THERE GOES THE SEASON
Due to Ship on or about August 5, 2009
[shipping date moved up]
With the unique LC Rental Sunset, you need care less about the
emotional, psychosocial or physical
impact that your discomfort over the performance of a given Red Sox player
will create.
We have products for all budgets.
Specials weekly, unless we get bored with this.
NEW THIS WEEK
The Fan
Push her Off, Put Her Out of Her Misery
Price: patience
Da BronxPrice: $10,000 a seat.
Enjoy it MFYanx Fans
The Smoltz
Pick up you clubs on the way out, pal.
Thanks for coming
Kotsay (aka The Goat)
Mark, we hardly knew ye.
PRIOR OFFERINGS.
UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF THESE ARE STILL AVAILABLE
The Bullpen
Gas Can Attachment Included
Price: 72 era
The Wild Card
For those of you who think one game doesn't make a difference.
Price: $11.10
The Lowell
(Havana never looked so good)
Price: Negotiable
STANDARD FARE
The LUGO
[and, thanks to Nat]
Price: Prorated
The Nats Stadium Prize Pack
[discontinued for lack of interest]
Pretty Inspiring, huh?
One Night Price: $.07 for every Non-Red Sox fan in the shiny ballyard
Offer expires Thursday at the end of the animated Racing Presidents' Game on the
Big Honkin' Jumbotron
The House That Beer Built
Price: $7.50, or $8.50 for the premium blend
Here are some of our inaugural offerings:
The Papi
TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED
Likely to be in stock, soon.
The Nancy
Do I have to explain everything?
Available only in permanent rental: $11 million annually
The Dice-K
yup, that's Mount Fuji
Price: 15 day rental $340
60 day rental $380
(Posting fee extra. Contact Nippon Ham Fighters For More details)
The Bucholz
That's his girlfriend. Get over it, pal.